
Fullmetal Alchemist, vol.11 back cover
that’s really nice that you think that (◕‿◕✿)
but you’re totally and completely wrong (⊙‿⊙✿)
- the meaning behind my url: pro-bending is a fictional sport and a player of that sport would be called a ‘pro-bender’ (except fuck hyphens)
- weakness: fullmetal alchemist
- why i love my best friend: because she and i have more in common than i thought was humanly possible and we think the same and she is a lovely wonderful asshole :’))))))
- last time i cried and why: last night i reread the last three volumes of fma and i /sobbed/ all through volume 27
- piercings i have: i let my ears grow in bc im a lazy fuck
- favourite band/s: florence + the machine, death cab, the decemberists, ke$ha (lmao idgaf), mumford and sons, marina and the diamonds, etc etc
- biggest turn off: lying to put yourself in a better light
- tattoos i want: i know for sure that i want a trident on my right wrist and a flamel on my left shoulderblade
- biggest turn on: physically, probably freckles. otherwise, similar tv and book taste
- age: (◡‿◡ ✿)
- ideas of a perfect date: make me food and watch fma w me
- life goal(s): to be content
- piercings i want: nose maybe????? idk probably not
- relationship status: emotionally unavailable and uninterested
- favourite movie: the lotr trilogy, star trek 2009, tgwtdt, spirited away
- phobia: HEIGHTS
- middle name: jordan

Fullmetal Alchemist, vol.11 back cover
If you’re going to follow my blog you should know that I play by my own rules and that I’m a loose cannon cop with a chip on my shoulder who just had his badge suspended so now I’m going after the scumbags who killed my partner on my own whether the chief likes it or not
even in real life, i speak entirely in lowercase.
“In fact, it has been remarked by some that Hobbits’ only real passion is for food.”
[kicks door in] i heard u talking shit about my favorite character
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
Do you ever ship something a lot but only in a really really specific way, kind of to the point where you don’t trust anyone else to ship it right until they’ve proven themselves worthy and until that point you sort of curl around your ship and hiss like an angry cat at anyone who comes near you.
things i wish i could say irl:
- ???????? ???? ? ???
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
- that cover of “what makes you beautiful” done entirely in laughs