- person: oh wow! i love that character too!
- me: do you
- person: what?
- me: do you really love them
- person: uhm, ye-
- me: does your heart shatter every time you see their face
- me: do you feel immense pain whenever they do something
- me: have you cried for hours because you just love them so much
- me: oh god
- person:
- me: oh god it's happening
- me: the feelings are coming oH GOD I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES SHATTER EXPLODE AND BECOME THE STARS IN THE SKY OH MY GOD BABY
- me: baby
- person:
- me: has that ever happened to you
- person:
- person:
- me: you don't love them
don’t come to me about fictional feelings
#SO MANY I HAVE SO MANY it’s like a character’s name pops up and im like #’oh no i care more about you than anyone real’
#sometimes i cry because too many feelings #and then comes the lurching realization#that this is not a person who exists in the flesh #and will never exist #and you are crying over them so #maybe it’s time to reevaluate life
have you ever loved a fictional character so much that you could literally write a novel about why they’re so perfect and flawless and you just want them to be real so you can be their best friend or marry them but you know they’re not and they never will be so instead you just sob to yourself in your room
That one fictional character that you will defend to the death no matter what happens.
